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Minirig Poetry Competition Winner

Massive thank you to everyone who entered our poetry competition. We loved reading them all, you are a truly talented bunch and it was extremely hard to pick a winner but after careful consideration ......THE WINNER IS.......
 
Reuben Williams 
 
Minirig.
Not a minipig.
In a tea cup. 
With 8 tiny nipples. 
A novelty pet.
Sure to die causing sorrow and pain.
No sir.
 
Not a silly wig.
At a hen party.
A cheap veneer of fun.
Until the vomit comes.
No m'lady not today.
 
Nor a WYSIWYG.
A visual interface for a computer program.
Not that.
I don't want that.
You technical fiend.
 
Minirig.
Good things come. 
In small packages.
Music. To enthrall us.
Soothe us and restore us.
And sometimes to play gangnam style.
Minirig. Yes my leige. Minirig. Yes please.